Just when you thought that the Hollywood culture couldn’t get any more shameless and pathetic, there’s a new awards show on the horizon; The Do Something Awards.
Hosted by Jane Lynch (TV’s Glee or, for those of you who aren’t gay, The 40 Year Old Virgin), this study in mutual masturbation will be an award show for broadcasting Hollywoods efforts in such leftist causes as Animal Rights, and Environmentalism. Forget the whole idea of modesty in charity, it’s about time that celebrities get recognized with tiny meaningless statues on national television for throwing massive quantities of unearned cash at social issues that no one in the real world cares about. Bravo I say!
According to the show’s promotional material, it promises that it’s “Not Your Grandma’s Award Show”. You’re right, my grandma wouldn’t have been self indulgent enough to participate in something like this.
I think the biggest question here is whether or not Hollywood darling Al “Second Chakra” Gore will be attending. Smart money is on no.